An ode to how much you stink, Rambo

Rambo on a rare rainy afternoon in Bhuj

Meet Rambo, the dawg who lords around the entire office like he owns. And he is just as badass as his namesake. 

Image Source: rambo.wikia.com

He has multiple scars and presumably alpha-bragging rights. He will plonk his arse wherever he likes it and there aint no thang you can do 'bout it. Even if he creates a massive stink under your desk space. He'll just sit there and lick his balls and if you create a ruckus about him sitting there, he'll calmly raise a lazy, disinterested eye and then completely ignore you.

All Hail The Supreme Indifferent Master!